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Synopsis: Joxer tries to help Gabrielle regain her memory after she journeys to the Temple of Mnemosyne to forget her betrayal of Xena. Mmm. What is done in the dark will surely come to light. Jealousy is a thing that I understand. I dislike the emotion but, I understand it. Gabrielle betrayed Xena in Debt I …
Synopsis: Xena and Gabrielle battle the ruthless Caesar to rescue the mighty Gaul warrior, Vercinix. Gabrielle decides to alter Xena’s plans to suit her high moral code. When faced with some hard truths from Vercinix she changes her mind. Xena Makes an amazing gladiator. I have to admit, I like to see Xena kick arse …
When Xena & Gabrielle set out to recover the stolen Urn of Apollo, they are joined by Tara, a feisty 16-year-old who wants a chance to turn her life around. Tara (Shiri Appleby) is a teen with a bad attitude who picks a fight with Gabrielle, then tells Xena that she wants to be her …
Poor Joxer is conned out of gambling winnings, then is almost killed by the gambling-den owner’s henchmen. So Xena decides it’s payback time. The gambling tables turn out to be luckier than expected for Joxer, who wins 100 dinars. Titus, the establishment owner, asks Joxer for a double-or-nothing, but Joxer declines as he has to …
Xena must hold off an entire Persian army single-handed…and also tend to Gabrielle, who’s been struck by a poisoned arrow. Gabrielle sprains her ankle while attempting to perfect the “Xena flip.” She refuses to let Xena look at her ankle but Xena tricks her, using her chakram to apply compression (and ruining Gabrielle’s boot). As …
Xena and Gabrielle, now mortal enemies, tumble over a cliff while fighting and land in a tarot-card dream world called Illusia in this musical-fantasy episode. The conflict between Xena and Gabrielle comes to a head in this lavish musical-fantasy episode set in a tarot-card dreamworld called Illusia. Gabrielle is staying with the Ephiny and the …
A jealous Aphrodite casts a spell on Gabrielle’s scroll, which causes everything she writes to come true. Of course, what Gabrielle writes isn’t always precisely what she means. Vandals have graffitied Aphrodite’s (Alexandra Tydings) temple with slogans like “Xena rules” and Xena should be a god. Ares (Kevin Smith) appears and tells his sister that …
A priestess and a lusty barmaid who look exactly like Xena team up with the warrior princess when Balius plots to destroy the Hestians. A pious Xena lookalike named Leah is in danger, and Xena and Gabrielle want to protect her, but complicating matters is Meg, another Xena lookalike who is anything but pious. The …
This filk is based on season one, episode 9 of Hercules Legendary Journeys entitled Warrior Princess that launched the spin off Xena:Warrior Princess. Originally published on 14th December 1997 See the beautiful lady frightened, alone and in distress. Watch Iolaus offer to help her out of her horse shoe mess. She scans him with eyes …
This filk is based on the Hercules The Legendary Journeys episode Gauntlet featuring Lucy Lawless as Xena. In Gauntlet Xena’s lieutenant, Darphus, turns against her so Xena joins forces with Hercules to overthrow him. Originally published on 14th December 1997 We set the scene to tell the tale of rampage, pillaging and much more. Please …
Gabrielle, Joxer and Autolycus sneak into a palace to thwart an assassination attempt by Joxer’s evil lookalike brother, Jett. The intended victim: Cleopatra. In the opening of the episode, Xena captures a villain and locks him up. She questions him about his leader but he is resistant at first. Eventually, he talks and Xena goes …
Flashbacks recall Xena’s transformation from evil to good. But in the present, the “Green Dragon” has captured Xena. Guard: Hey Xena I hear you were betrayed by a friend.Xena: No. Not a friend. This episode was sad and beautiful. There was definitely love between Lao Ma and Xena. Xena: I could serve you.Lao Ma: Of …
Synopsis: As Xena and Gabrielle travel toward the Eastern kingdom of Chin, Xena recalls a kidnapping episode from her dark past involving two rival Chin clans. In the first scene Gabrielle thanks Xena for standing by her through everything. She says “I hope I never disappoint you, Xena”. Once again Xena is called upon by …
Gabrielle must make a difficult decision regarding her allegiance to Xena after she gives birth to the daughter of Dahak, the Evil One. The first scene tells you that the events from The Deliverer are far from over. Gabrielle has bad dreams about killing Meridian. She feels she should be punished for what she did. …
While Xena and her former enemy Boadicea join forces to battle Caesar, Gabrielle must fight for her own life against evil spirit worshippers. I think this ep was meant to be shown before “The Dirty Half Dozen”. My reasoning for this is based on the first scene. We see Ares playing with a sword. When …
Xena frees a band of convicts in order to battle the warlord Agathon, a protégé of Ares who possesses weapons made of super-hard metal. Six thousand Athenians are slaughtered by Agathon (Jonathon Roberts) and his soldiers, who have been given the metal of Hephaistos by Ares (Kevin Smith) to construct super-strong weapons. Xena gathers together …
Season one, episode 22 Xena is once again reminded of the sins of her past when a malicious female warrior, whose family was killed by Xena’s former army, exacts her revenge on the Warrior Princess by impersonating her. Callisto rampages through villages burning and destroying and tells the villagers that her name is Xena. Now …
Season one, episode 16 In this episode entitled Mortal Beloved, a visit from the ghost of her beloved Marcus prompts Xena to travel to the Underworld where a madman has stolen Hades’ Helmet of Invisibility. Another chance to see the hunky Marcus from the episode The Path Not Taken. Marcus appears as a ghost to …
Season one, episode 15 In Warrior Princess Xena visits a palace and is surprised at how she is treated until the king explains that she is the spitting image of his daughter Princess Diana. The Princesses life is in danger so the king wants Xena to stand in for her look-a-like in order to foil the plot to kill …
Season one, episode 14 In a Fistful of Dinars, Xena is drawn into a treacherous treasure hunt that forces her to team up with a desperate assassin and a ruthless warlord–who happens to be her former fiancé. Xena comes across an old friend Lycus (Richard Foulkes Jr) being attacked and tries to help. Lycus dies …
Season 1, episode 6 Xena is accused of murdering four villagers. Ares the God of War comes to her rescue but there are strings attached. Enter Ares, and what a hunk. This is the beginning of the wonderful relationship between Ares and Xena as he tries to win Xena back to the dark side. Although …
Season 1, episode 4 Xena and Gabrielle find a baby and set out to find the parents. They have to keep him safe when they find out that the king has ordered his death due to a prophecy declaring him to be a threat to the throne. At the same time, Pandora, the granddaughter of …
Season one, episode 3 In Dreamworker Gabrielle is kidnapped and forced to complete a series of challenges designed to make her kill. If she loses her blood innocence, she will be worthy to become the bride of Morpheus, the dream god. Xena has to enter a realm known as the Dreamscape in order to save …
Season One, episode 2 In Chariots of War, Xena rescues a village from an evil warlord and his not-so-evil son. She is given the chance to settle down with a ready made family. Whilst defending a village against an attack by evil warlord Cycnus and his son Sphaerus, Xena saves the life of a young …
