My family wouldn’t call her that ‘cos they’re really boring and quite stuffy.
They wanted to call her Phoebe, which shows progress on their part.
It’s after that silly witch on Charmed who had captured my partner’s heart.
Miss Kitty was a scrumptious little fur ball, I thought she was really pretty.
And so did someone on my road because they nicked her!
Goodbye my little kitty.