I’d like some wings please

The theory of evolution is a touchy subject with many pros and cons. I would personally route more for the theory of evolution if I could see some real evidence in my time. Whether we crawled out of the water or evolved from apes; what has evolution done for me lately?

We’ve been standing on our two legs for centuries and I’m thinking it’s time we had wings. Seriously. Nature and scientists should we working in harmony to save the planet. Instead of cloning sheep they should be manipulating some eagle DNA to give us wings. Red Bull does not really give you wings!. It’s cocaine in a can!

If we had wings we wouldn’t need airplanes, we’d just have to learn to limit our luggage to anything we can strap on our backs. Come on let’s evolve already!!

This thought was brought to you by lack of sleep, low funds and the need for a free holiday.